Welcome to The Joy Of Shooping

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 05/08/2014 at 13:40 • Filed to: JOS, shoop

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Welcome to The Joy Of Shooping a new series of posts where I take you on a step by step journey through the mythical world of the art of shoop. Today, I'll just start with the basics.

We'll start with selecting a starting image. Just fire up the Google machine and type in what ever you want, I'll go with the Brawn GP car.

Yes, this will do nicely as it's not too complex. The next step is to open up your program of choice, insert your image and save it immediately. Because we don't want you to lose your hard work. That's it for now, see you next time!

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/08/2014 at 13:42

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Whoa slow down, I'm completely lost!

Mikeado > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/08/2014 at 13:42

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Shoop, eh?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/08/2014 at 13:44

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Hope you're planning to make the kerbs are part of your finished product!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 05/08/2014 at 13:45

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We'll see where it goes!

Slave2anMG > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/08/2014 at 13:45

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Wow! That was easy!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/08/2014 at 13:48

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this sounds fun, can i play too?!

RacecaR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/08/2014 at 13:50

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Shooping eh? Maybe I will finally get to use this $2500 paper weight I stare at all day long while at work! I thought it was just for answering emails and hanging out on Oppo...

McMike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/08/2014 at 13:50

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I realize I'm reading ahead, but...

Step 168: Once you have posted, emailed, or shared your file, name it and save it.

I can't tell you how many times I have had to shop something again because I had another use for a image of a 110 vac outlet and switchplate on a baby goat.. Yeah, I know.. you're thinking. "When am I ever going to use THIS again..."

I have a directory of over 1500 single shops (some simple, some not) that I have at my disposal. I don't even remember what some of them were from sometimes. I would have at least 3-400 more if I wouldn't have just thrown them away.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > McMike 05/08/2014 at 13:52

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This is different, you'll see.

Forgetful > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/08/2014 at 13:52

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I followed your instructions and somehow ended up with this

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Slave2anMG 05/08/2014 at 13:53

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Funny, but that's not what I'm going to show you how to do.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 05/08/2014 at 13:54

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Yes!

This is to show everybody how I do what I do.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/08/2014 at 13:55

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Well then challenge accepted.

We shall have photoshop battles.

BTW I totally saved and closed faster than you...

McMike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/08/2014 at 13:59

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Can't wait.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/08/2014 at 14:23

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Wait, which one is the original image?